Cum join us at FA5 on Cville’s historic downtown mall, is not a actual hash/trail just more of a social gathering at the 3 U.S. presidents commemoration.
Contact Kiddie Muncher if you get lost 434-409-3157
Cool article in Blue Ridge Outdoors Mag..http://www.blueridgeoutdoors.com/running/drinkers-running-problem-hashing-virgin/
Alright Wankers, join us at my place
(Kiddie Muncher) for some hash mile.
Where- 6516 Louisa Road, Keswick, VA 22947 (Don’t totally trust your GPS :-))
When- Aug. 23rd, 11:30am to whenever. BYOB and food so bring extra for the after party. May have a grill out and bonfire weather pending, I have some crash spots or bring a tent.
Why- Fun,Fun,Fun. No other reason.
Details- Our beer mile is actually 1.2 miles and its not on a flat track. Participants need to bring 5 twelve oz. carbonated, Alcoholic drinks., Just go ahead and bring 6. :-) Hash is timed and the winner is the one with fastest time. Only reward is bragging rights til next year and a good buzz. so really everyone wins. Trail could be muddy so bring something to change into after.
Questions- Call or text Kiddie Muncher at 434-409-3157.
Meet up at 6.10pm, Greenbrier Park in Charlottesville
Park near or at tthe greenbrier eelementary school
I’m prelaying and you’ll take what you can get.
$5, bring virgins, cranium lamps, always a good idea to bring dry clothes…
When: 8/2 2:69 PM(aka 3.09pm)
Where: Sugar Hallow Reservoir
Why: We talked about this before
How: How I Pet Your Brother Laying Trail, Car pool if possible. There is parking, but it may be limited.
What to expect: Shiggy, Water, Beverages.
If you get lost call Brother (434) 987-3764
River view park high noon. Must Stank is the hare. Live trail. Lots of moisture. On after TBA probably beer run or champion
What: the 507th r***ing of the Harlots
Hares: Stuff’d N Cuff’d & Captain Spewart
Where: at The “Creek” Rt.15N Zion Crossroads. Coming from Cville take I-64E to exit 136(be careful it is now a diverging diamond interchange), at the intersection after the ramp you will be turning left into the commuter lot on the opposite side of the street from sheetz. Its about a 15min drive from pantops, so consider carpooling with your fellow wankers.
When: Wednesday 16th, HARES AWAY at 6.29pm
Why: hmmm, because I said so
Other things you should know: On-After will be at the “Creek” so bring some meat or green stuff to throw on the barbie and whatever else you might want to eat. There are a couple fast food places and a wally world should you want to get stuff after the fact. Hash Cash $5; Bring ID, bring Virgins, and flesh lights.
Stuff’d N Cuff’d
WAT: A f’ing trail
WHERE: Meet at Waffle House, 1162 5th St SW, Charlottesville
WHEN: 6:69 PeeEMM, WEDNESDAY, July 9th
WHO: Heavy Petting Zoo ( if you wanna cohare this bitch let me know, you know my motto, the more the merrier)
WAT ELSE: Welcum welcum, to this rachett-ass blue waffle of a trail. I may not know my own name most of the time, but I know my shiggy, so be prepared. Bring virgins, fleshlamps, $5 to pay your ‘ho, and vessels. Don’t bother asking your mom’s/mistress’s permission to be out on a school night, she already told me you were cumin’ when I tucked her in yesterday (aye-oh) and I won’t keep you up all night (that’s what she said?)
ON AFTER: Durty Nellie’s
Hash on 6/22
Your hare is Chicken Run
Your place is Azeala Park
Your time is 2:69 pm (3:09 pm)