Harlots always do Fridays After Five

Cum join us at FA5 on Cville’s historic downtown mall, is not a actual hash/trail just more of a social gathering at the 3 U.S. presidents commemoration.

Contact Kiddie Muncher if you get lost 434-409-3157

Cool article in Blue Ridge Outdoors Mag..http://www.blueridgeoutdoors.com/running/drinkers-running-problem-hashing-virgin/


Check out “Rockbridge Rascals H3 Invitational Hash” on HashSpace

Sour Snatch My Rubber Back

Time: October 24, 2014 at 6pm to October 26, 2014 at 10am
State/Province: Virginia
Posted By: Come Early

Event Description:
There’s a new Hash forming in Rockbridge County, VA and their first Hash is going to be a weekend event.  The details are listed below.  They’re trying to work out a hotel deal and a food deal and would like a head count.  So, when you pass along the info to your respective kennels, please make sure people know to contact R2H3 (Rockbridge Rascals H3) and let them know you’re cummin’.

What: Rockbrigde Rascals H3 Invitational Hash Weekend
When: 24 – 26 Oct, 2014
Where: Near Natural Bridge, VA
Hash Cash: $15
**Special Info** The Rockbridge Rascals are looking in to special room rates at the Natural Bridge Hotel and the possibility of having Saturday dinner at the campsite.  In order to facilitate this, the Rockbridge Rascals need a head count.  Please let them know if you’re planning to attend. 
Details: This Invitational Hash, sponsored by the Rockbridge Rascals H3, will be held on 2000+ lush, private acres in Rockbrigde County, VA.  There will be three trails, one of which is a Halloween costume theme trail at night. Devil’s Backbone and Blue Lab breweries are going to make sure you don’t go thirsty.
People have the option to camp (without fear of being too noisy for neighbors) or to stay at the Natural Bridge Hotel.  If you camp, there will be large mowed area, huge bonfire pit, and a generator to allow you to charge your devices.  Potable water will also be supplied.  Quite luxurious compared to some of the events you’ve attended.
**Extra Special Info**
The best part of this event is, the proceeds will go to benefit the Rockbridge Retreat Project.  The Rockbridge Retreat Project is an initiative established in August 2012 for the purpose of providing therapeutic recreation programs for Special Operation military veterans and their families, and for Gold Star families (families of the fallen Special Operation service members).  The retreat provides an opportunity to help empower military veterans in their re-entry to family life after an injury or deployment and to empower gold star families to strengthen their family bond. 

Trail 10/26/14

Ok you wankers, we have a hare that feels sorry for this hash since no one has stepped up to lay trail in weeks. Deets below for this mystery hare’s themed hash, he or she will be in a mask of a person whose acts are still talked about today. This will be A to A trail.

Who: Mystery Hare, who will be the first to figure out this hares name
What: Trail #516ish “October Surprise” theme hash, so run with that idea and what it means to you.
Where: Parking lot behind/left of McGradys Irish Pub; 946 Grady ave
When: 12pm Hares away, Sunday 26th.. One day before your handsome RAs BDay and a few days before Samhain/All Hallows’ Eve
Why: Because you lazy wankers need to support this hare coming out to lay trail for you :-)
Other things you should know: Hash Cash $5; bring Virgins; Bring ID.


Stuff’d N Cuff’d

Hash 515, September 24th

Hey harlots!

so, I know we have unofficially already switched from Wednesday trails to sunday, but September 24th marks my 1 year anniversary of hashing!

when: Wednesday, September 24th at 6:30 pm.
where: the giant chalk “freedom wall” by city hall downtown
Why: ITZ MAH BIRFDAY (1 year hash birthday)

details: bring ID and cash for bars. I wanna make this a fat lazy bar hopping trail since it is a Wednesday night and starting to get darker.

WHAT TO WEAR: my first trail was a 1700s white wigs colonial theme, so this time, I want us all to dress like it’s 2414. LOOK AS FUTURISTIC AS POSSIBLE! I’ll buy you a shot if you wear tin foil on your head throughout the entire trail!

there will be a shot check in a more discrete area during the trail, but plan on bar hopping for the most part.



Trail Sunday 9/14/14

Date: sunday 14 september 2014. Time: 1500 hours – 3 PM.
Hare: Rambo.
Location: Ruckersville Elementary School soccer field. Directions (from downtown C’ville): Rt. 29 N past the airport to Rt. 33 in Ruckersville. Left on Rt. 33. The sixth right (Progress Place) has a sign “Ruckersville Elementary School”. Turn right here. The Valero gas station on your right when you are still on Rt. 33 is your last is landmark before your turn. Park on this road (Progress Place), on the left, by the soccer field with uprights and no crossbar.

Special Instructions: there IS poison ivy and you should be “copperhead smart” at this time of year.

On On

Stuff’d N Cuff’d



When: Wednesday Sept 10 @ 6pm
Where: 1999 Chesapeake St, Charlottesville, VA 22902 · Woolen Mills Riverview Park
Why: Because ?
Who: you and virgins
Hare: How I Pet Your Brother
What: Trail with plenty of shiggy, beer, and a little water.

Stuff’d N Cuff’d

Hash 512 Wednesday 8/27/14

Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you big boy, the guy with the muddy shoes, haggard expression, and puke stained shirt. It looks like you need a break! Well, how about a nice relaxing trail???
I hear y’all got a workout at Kiddie’s beer mile (or rather your livers got a workout) and are in need of a little TLC.
So lets do a little leisurely drinking and visit C’ville’s newest brewery!

WAT: a “gentle” Zoo trail, no swimming across raging torrents or climbing through cow skeletons. I promise.
WHEN: Wednesday, August 27th, gather at 6:30 PeeEM
WHERE: C’ville-ian Brewing Company 705 W Main St, Charlottesville, VA 22903
(I suggest you park at Star Hill park)
WHY: Cause we haven’t done a city trail in awhile and Wednesday is a drinking day.
WHO: Hares are Heavy Petting Zoo and Atlantic Pity
WHAT ELSE: This is my two year hashy birthday so there will be a couple alcoholic surprises on trail. Wear your most retarded, funny, or inappropriate tshirt. Except for Stuff’d; if he shows up with his man-titties covered I’m ripping it off. Bring virgins and some cash for the brewer(ies). No hash cash.
ON-AFTER: Wild Wing Cafe (tentative)
QUESTIONS?: Just come already, it will be fun! or sext Zoo

Stuff’d N Cuff’d


Hash Mile!!!! Saturday Aug. 23rd 2014

Alright Wankers, join us at my place

(Kiddie Muncher) for some hash mile.

Where- 6516 Louisa Road, Keswick, VA 22947 (Don’t totally trust your GPS :-)) 

When- Aug. 23rd, 11:30am to whenever. BYOB and food so bring extra for the after party. May have a grill out and bonfire weather pending, I have some crash spots or bring a tent.

Why- Fun,Fun,Fun. No other reason.

Details- Our beer mile is actually 1.2 miles and its not on a flat track. Participants need to bring 5 twelve oz. carbonated, Alcoholic drinks., Just go ahead and bring 6. :-) Hash is timed and the winner is the one with fastest time. Only reward is bragging rights til next year and a good buzz. so really everyone wins. Trail could be muddy so bring something to change into after.

Questions- Call or text Kiddie Muncher at 434-409-3157.

On-Mile-On, Kiddie

Wednesday 8/6/14

Meet up at 6.10pm, Greenbrier Park in Charlottesville

Park near or at tthe greenbrier eelementary school

I’m prelaying and you’ll take what you can get.

$5, bring virgins, cranium lamps, always a good idea to bring dry clothes…

Seaman Service