7/16 the 508th

What: the 507th r***ing of the Harlots

Hares: Stuff’d N Cuff’d & Captain Spewart

Where: at The “Creek” Rt.15N Zion Crossroads. Coming from Cville take I-64E to exit 136(be careful it is now a diverging diamond interchange), at the intersection after the ramp you will be turning left into the commuter lot on the opposite side of the street from sheetz. Its about a 15min drive from pantops, so consider carpooling with your fellow wankers.

When: Wednesday 16th, HARES AWAY at 6.29pm

Why: hmmm, because I said so

Other things you should know: On-After will be at the “Creek” so bring some meat or green stuff to throw on the barbie and whatever else you might want to eat. There are a couple fast food places and a wally world should you want to get stuff after the fact. Hash Cash $5; Bring ID, bring Virgins, and flesh lights.

OnOn
Stuff’d

Stuff’d N Cuff’d

#507 Wednesday July 9th

WAT: A f’ing trail
WHERE: Meet at Waffle House, 1162 5th St SW, Charlottesville
WHEN: 6:69 PeeEMM, WEDNESDAY, July 9th
WHO: Heavy Petting Zoo ( if you wanna cohare this bitch let me know, you know my motto, the more the merrier)
WAT ELSE: Welcum welcum, to this rachett-ass blue waffle of a trail. I may not know my own name most of the time, but I know my shiggy, so be prepared. Bring virgins, fleshlamps, $5 to pay your ‘ho, and vessels. Don’t bother asking your mom’s/mistress’s permission to be out on a school night, she already told me you were cumin’ when I tucked her in yesterday (aye-oh) and I won’t keep you up all night (that’s what she said?)
ON AFTER: Durty Nellie’s
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Friday the 13th!

What: its Friday the 13th and the 4th Analual wear your Short Jhorts (cut-off jean shorts), your favorite wolf shirt (the more wolves the better), and 3 ring king/striped socks (like the ones you wore as a kid)

Remember Kiddie, they are not jhorts unless you can see your pockets, lol!

Hares: Stuff’d N Cuff’d & Kiddie Muncher

Where: Camp Crystal Lake aka Fridays After Five – Downtown Mall Pavilion (meet near the 3 presidents statue on the corner of city hall)

When: Friday 13th, HARES AWAY at 6.30pm

Why: Because where else can you feel like you belong when you are rockin’ your Jhorts, Wolf shirt, and 3 ring kings while you howl at the mOOn!

Other things you should know: First stop is Fridays After 5 before hares away (Buy your own drinks at Fridays); Hash Cash $5; Bring ID. This Will Not be a pub crawl, but there may be a stop at one or two of the local establishments, bring Virgins, and flash lights. Remember, it’s Friday 13th Full m00n hash, so don’t forget your jokes, songs, and limericks!

Stuff’d N Cuff’d

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Hash 504 Wednesday 6/11

School’s out for the summer and the naughty school girls are out to play! To celebrate our end of grad school classes, Heavy Petting Zoo and Seaman Service invite you to a shiggylicious trail that will make you want to cut class.

WHAT: Trail #504

WHEN: Wednesday, June 11, 6:69 PeeEm

WHERE: Darden Towe park,
1445 Darden Towe Park, Charlottesville, VA 22911
Turn left as you pull into the park and park in the small parking lot on your left. Look for people dressed like hashers

WHY: Because we wanna see your catholic school girl outfits. If you don’t have legs like Stuff’d n Cuff’d feel free to dress up like a strict but sexy teacher

WHAT ELSE: Bring $5, a vessel, shiggy socks, innocent virgins to shock and wow, and any homework you want done poorly.

QUESTIONS: Text Zoo @ 586-651-0760, but you must include nudes

ON-ON BITCHES!
HPZ and SS

Stuff’d N Cuff’d

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