Hash #538 Sunday May 17th

Listen up you wankers! Here are the deets for Sunday!
 
Trail #538 – April showers done brought May Shiggy!
Shiggy factor: medium. 5ish miles…maybe ;)

Hare: Green Nuts & Ham

When: Sunday May 17th, 4 pee.em

Where: Parking lot for 400 Ray C Hunt Dr, Charlottesville VA 22903. We’ll meet on the far side near the Rivanna Trail trailhead.

Other important stuff & shit to bring: $5 hash cash, shiggy socks, vessels, dry cashews, dry clothes, ivy block, virgins who don’t know any better, dirty songs, your mom, a length of rope, tin foil, and some chewing gum.


On after @ Durty Nelly’s


On-On,

Green

 

Hash #538 Sunday May 17th

Listen up you wankers! Here are the deets for Sunday!
 
Trail #538 – April showers done brought May Shiggy!
Shiggy factor: medium. 5ish miles…maybe ;)

Hare: Green Nuts & Ham

When: Sunday May 17th, 4 pee.em

Where: Parking lot for 400 Ray C Hunt Dr, Charlottesville VA 22903. We’ll meet on the far side near the Rivanna Trail trailhead.

Other important stuff & shit to bring: $5 hash cash, shiggy socks, vessels, dry cashews, dry clothes, ivy block, virgins who don’t know any better, dirty songs, your mom, a length of rope, tin foil, and some chewing gum.


On after @ Durty Nelly’s


On-On,

Green

 

 Here’s a picture for those of you who can’t read

 

 

Hash #537 Hashing to the Beer Festival!!

Hash #537 Saturday May 9th (technically occurring before hash 536 but we are half minds after all)

Hare: Bear Back Fanny Packed
Where: Trail will be A-B Starting at Fanny’s House 109 W Water st apt 8 to the Know Good Beer Festival
When: Saturday, May 9th. Hare’s away at noon
Details: NO HASH CASH REQUIRED, but all attendee’s are responsible for purchasing their own ticket to “The Know Good Beer Festival: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/know-good-beer-spring-festival-2015-tickets-15678337329bad5e1_dc0b038d50764af5830fefc6f3b9332a.jpg_srz_p_78_84_75_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz

Hash #536 Sunday May 10th

Hash #536: Your Mom
Hey wankers!
Your Mom loves to do it in the woods, so this Sunday’s trail will feature some light shiggy. Your Mom likes it in the kitchen, so there will be naughty sugar cookies. Your Mom drank when she was preggers so there will be cold beer. Your Mom is short and sweet, so the trail won’t be so long that you fall asleep in the group shower (are we starting a new tradition for the summer???)
Where: Heavy Petting Zoo’s house: 108 Clarke Ct Apt 2. Park in the lot behind her building
When: 4 Pee Em.
What to Bring: $5, vessels, and we all know your Mom loves virgins
Hares: Booty and the Beef and Heavy Petting Zoo
On After: TBD
Your Mom loves to cum so cum on down!
On-On,
Booty and the Beef (for now, DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN)

Hash 535 Classic Hash Sunday May 3rd

Hey you lucky lucky wankers! Mustank Sally has stepped up to lay trail again next week (cause who wouldn’t step up for a good lay).  So get your lazy asses in gear for a running’ sweatin’ dirty song singin’ beer swillin’ classic hash.

WHAT: An actual trail. Shiggy of 2. 4-5 miles
WHO: Hare is Mustank Sally (yay)
WHEN: Sunday May 3rd, 2 PM
WHERE: The Hare’s humble abode, 1002 Poplar street, Charlottesville
WHAT to BRING: $5 to make you holla, Shiggy socks, vessel, maybe some dry cashews, virgins that don’t know better, a dirty song
On after TBD
On-On,
Heavy Petting Zoo

Happi Coats!!

So now you have all these fancy patches from Golf Hash and you need some place to put them!

Well we are ordering our own Snazzy Happi Coats!!

They are blue with a boarder of mountains representing the Blue Ridge. The back has our Harlot Logo and you can personalize them with your name!

hapi coat We need 25 for an order. Please add $7-10 to the pricing for shipping and set up costs.
NORMAL HAPPI COATS Repellant Material (Not water resistant)
If less than 25 happis total of the same pattern, then the price is $38.00 ea for Small to XL. For XXL, $40.50 and for XXXL and $43.00 dollars.
If more than 25 happis total all of the same pattern, then the price is $33.00 ea. for Small to XL. XXL us $35.50 and $38.00 for XXXL.

WATER RESISTANT HAPPI COATS, Micro Fiber material (not water proof)
If less than 25 happis total of the same pattern, then the price is $40.00 ea for Small to XL. For XXL, $42.50 and for XXXL and $45.00 dollars.
If more than 25 happis total all of the same pattern, then the price is $35.00 ea. for Small to XL. XXL us $37.50 and $40.00 for XXXL

For a short personal name up to 1 to 8 letters is $3.00, then 9 to 12 letters is $4.00, then 13 to 20 letters is $5.00.

The price for the pockets will be either $1.50 for one pocket or $2.50 for 2 pockets.
Contact Green Nuts if you want one!! Send him $ to reserve yours!!

5k Pub R*n Saturday May 2nd

Hey Guys, this is a benefit pub crawl for Computers4kids. Some of us did this last year, lets try to have a Harlot showing on Saturday and raise some $ for Charity before we see the Derby Dames!

Details. Start (@ 12:00) and end the run at McGrady’s Irish Pub at 946 Grady Ave, Charlottesville, VA 22903, and hit a different pub every kilometer. The pace is modest and drinking is optional so don’t worry if you’re not in prime running/drinking shape.

Cost. $40 if you register in advance on Facebook and $45 the day of. This INCLUDES YOUR BEVERAGES at the bars we visit and a sweet T-shirt.

Post-run Party. Your fun will continue with The Shadow Delay playing at McGrady’s starting around 2:30 PM. There will be drink specials for everybody who ran after our tab is finished.

Attire. Wear something zany, perhaps your alter ego superhero uniform, or maybe just suspenders. Spread the word, the more the merrier!

Benefit. Computers4Kids rakes all the proceeds for this event – check them out online!