Trail 541 WEDNESDAY JUNE 17th

What: A trail hared by Princess Peach and In God We Thrust

Where: Meet at 507 Shamrock, Charlottesville VA. Trail is A to A

When: Wednesday June 17th, meet up at 6:30 Pee Em

Why: Fun. And because Peach needs to hare so we can (maybe) name her.

What to Bring: $5 for hash cash (vrigins are freeeeeee), virgins, shiggy socks, dry bag, yer thinking’  caps

FOR THE RECORD: Princess Peach is now known as Sofa King Wet. Welcome to the hash!

Green Nutz Bday social Thursday June 11


I missed hanging with my Harlots on my Birthday since I was out of town!

Cum join me for a social this Thursday, starting at Citizen Burger (hopefully outside) around 7. After that some of us are going to end up at The Southern Cafe and Music Hall around 9ish to see Jessica Hernandez & the Deltas. All are welcome!
Note: The location changed from Miller’s to Citizen Burger, if you can’t find us call me 434-996-8129

Trail 542 Saturday June 20th


Fanny Packed is laying trail for her bday!
Co hare is Candy ASS
Trail 541
Saturday June 20th
This is the cHARLOTtesville edition of the JUGGALO AWARENESS TRAIL!! Facepaint will be provided or you can come in hatchet face. Lets run around cville yelling “whoop whoop” and drinking Faygo shots.

Trail will be a pub crawl, so no hash cash. Just bring $$ for the bars

Gather at 12 PM for face painting, circle up 12:30
Start is at Fanny Packed’s pad. 109 West Water Street, Charlottesville. Apt 8
A to A
Call Zoo (5866510760), Fanny, or Ass Juices to get in (cause her buzzer is broken)
ON AFTER IS FANNY’S BDAY PARTY! (nude optional) which is BYOB and will include some kind of wrestling in slimy stuff. If you would like crash space in Cville, Ask a Harlot!

FOR THE RECORD: Candy Ass is now known as Trannysaurus Sex

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Trail 540 Sunday June 14th

photo 1 photo 2 photo 3 photo 4 photo 5Who: Booty and the Beef and Stuff’d and Cuff’d
What: Trail 540
Where: 958 N Milton Rd, Cville, 22911 in the far lot on left when facing bldg
When: Sunday 14th, gather at 1:30 PM, pack away 2 PM
Why: Why not? Its is late enough that you sorry wankers have time to go early sunrise service and get some forgiveness and still make this trail. And still go home and enjoy your day of rest.
Other things you should know: Its a hash you should know the other things, Hash Cash $5; bring Virgins; Bring ID.

Trail 539 Sunday June 7th

Hare: Yolks on You

Start:Start is Tractor Supply Parking lot at 921 River Road at 4PM.

Wear clothes you can get dirty!

Bring: Shiggy Socks, vessels, $5 (virgins are free), an egg to throw at Yolks.

On after TBA

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Hash #538 Sunday May 17th

Listen up you wankers! Here are the deets for Sunday!
Trail #538 – April showers done brought May Shiggy!
Shiggy factor: medium. 5ish miles…maybe ;)

Hare: Green Nuts & Ham

When: Sunday May 17th, 4 pee.em

Where: Parking lot for 400 Ray C Hunt Dr, Charlottesville VA 22903. We’ll meet on the far side near the Rivanna Trail trailhead.

Other important stuff & shit to bring: $5 hash cash, shiggy socks, vessels, dry cashews, dry clothes, ivy block, virgins who don’t know any better, dirty songs, your mom, a length of rope, tin foil, and some chewing gum.


On after @ Durty Nelly’s

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