Hash 530 Tidewater Charity Invasion

Howdy wankers, Trail on April 11th will be in Tidewater VA. BUT its still a Harlot trail because our own Fanny Packed is the Hare! Deets below. If you would like to carpool, comment here, comment on Facebook, or message the list!

Because I want to show my hometown some hash love, I’ve decided to hare a trail in Virginia Beach where a percentage of the hash cash directly goes to an excellent local charity called “An Achievable Dream”.

Theme: Since we are running for a charity that gives at risk children a better education, I’ve chosen the theme of SCHOOL PRIDE! Wear any college, highscool, elementary school or TAMMY LYNN FINISHING SCHOOL attire!

When: Saturday, April 11th 1:00pm

Where: Trail will be A-B and will start in the Great Neck Recreation Center (Parking Lot)
Trail will end in my dad’s neighborhood at a PRIVATE DOCK AND BEACH reserved all day for us! I kindly ask that you refrain from any nudity or incredibly obscene behavior (butt touching and eye fucking acceptable). Food and Alcohol will be provided.

Hash Cash: $8.00. I know this might be a little pricey, but I’m trying to raise as much money as possible for this terrific charity. Beyond purchasing the necessary food and alcohol for all attending hashers, every penny will be donated to “An Achievable Dream”.

This is a program that helps at risk children that live in poverty get a better education. Please watch the following video for more information about this program:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se_8p73pjbM

Contact either me, Bear Back Fanny Packed or Schindler’s Fist for any questions.

Hash 529 Harrisonburg!!!!

Ok you wankers, this weekend’s trail is an away game! AmKneesia has invited us to Harrisonburg for what is sure to be an awesome time! If you want to carpool, message the list serve

I hope you will join me for my second Harrisonburg, VA Hash!

Details:
Start: Quaker Steak & Lube (back parking lot). 350 University Blvd. Harrisonburg, VA
Time: 1PM
Hash Cash: $5 (But you will get $40 worth at least)
Trail: Urban. A to A prime.
Questions? Email or call me. Hope to see you next Saturday!
AmKneesia
540-246-MATH (no joke)

Hash 528 SUNDAY March 29

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Hey you wankers, wanna drink some beer? wanna explore less savory parts of our fair city that you never wanted to see? wanna (possibly) see some boobies?

Well if you’ve got $5 and answered YES to any of those questions, I’ve got a trail for you!
Hash # 528
When: Sunday March 29th, 2:69 Pee Em
Where: Quarry Park, on Quarry Rd. off of Route 20, Charlottesville, VA
Who: Your hares for this lovely jaunt will be the bodacious Plan B and the vivacious Heavy Petting Zoo
Why: CAUSE NANTUCKET BUTTERFINGERS on TRAIL! Expect some of the brown stuff (pudding, mud, beer). Expect some water, expect some shiggy, expect that someone will come sleep in your car while you are on trail
What to bring:
-shiggy socks
-dry cashews
-$5 to pay your favorite hoes
-virgins
-a vessel
On-On,
Heavy Petting Zoo

WE GOT SHIGGY SOCKS!

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Green Nuts has done it again! He has some fantastic haberdashery items for sale including brand new shiggy socks! They will be available at this week’s trail. ALSO, we are ordering happi coats! Green will have the ordering info soon and a potential design is below. Let’s all dress like Harlots!

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HASH 527 March TuTu (22nd)

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Listen up wankers, the last couple urban jaunts have been fun, but now it’s time to get a little shiggy back in your lives!

What: Hash #527 – Tutu Much Shiggy (It’s the 22nd, so wear a tutu)
Hares: Plan B and Green Nuts & Ham
When: Sunday, March 22nd, hares away at 2:69 pee.em. (3:09 for muggles)
Where: McIntire Park, Picnic shelter #2, look for the assholes in tutus.
Why: Why the hell not? But mostly because you’ll have first dibs on the sweet new SHIGGY SOCKS! Yay Bribery!
Other shit you need to know: Bring virgins, IDs, $5 hash cash, and a dry bag! Oh, and don’t forget your TUTU!!!

Questions? Hit up Plan B or Green

#527 – Sunday, March 22‏

Listen up wankers, the last couple urban jaunts have been fun, but now it’s time to get a little shiggy back in your lives!

What: Hash #527 – Tutu Much Shiggy (It’s the 22nd, so wear a tutu)
Hares: Plan B and Green Nuts & Ham
When: Sunday, March 22nd, hares away at 2:69 pee.em. (3:09 for muggles)
Where: McIntire Park, Picnic shelter #2, look for the assholes in tutus.
Why: Why the hell not? But mostly because you’ll have first dibs on the sweet new SHIGGY SOCKS! Yay Bribery!
Other shit you need to know: Bring virgins, IDs, $5 hash cash, and a dry bag! Oh, and don’t forget your TUTU!!!

Questions? Hit up Plan B or Green

AmKNEESia Hash!

Hey Harlots, Save the date! Amkneesia is inviting us to a hash in Harrisonburg. Let’s make it over the mountain to hang out with her!

Join me for the second first annual AmKneesia Hash.

Saturday April 4. 1:00PM.
Quaker Steak & Lube
Harrisonburg, VA
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