Alright Harlots, it seems we’ve all been backsliding or traveling for the last couple of weeks, so it’s time for a cHARLOTtesville trail!
Since no one has called a trail for the next two weekends, I propose that we invade the RH3FYOUGUYS two weeks in a row!
This Sunday, Wiffle Suck For Food, their RA, is leaving. If you want to see him off, deets are below
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Farmers Cir Dr, henrico , VA
Across from the Dairy Queen at 32 New Market Road
Wanks, our dearest Wiffle Suck is on-outing us, and it is our responsibility to send him out in proper fashion. And that fashion is tutus! Why? Because it’s the 22nd day of the 2nd month, and that just makes effing sense. So don your fancy, frilly tutus and wish the wank a toodaloo or two. Just don’t expect that gown to keep its color through the shiggy though, ‘cause there’s gonna be swamps and thorns and tunnels, OH MY! We’ll be running about 4 miles through the 4 Mile Creek Park – which is so appropriate since 2+2=4… And you can expect two beer stops as well as other drinks stops as the hares see fit to provide. So do the right thing and cum join us!
ALSO! ALSO! ALSO!
Richmond is hosting an Insane Clown Posse Hash on March 1st! Let’s go get our hatchet face on with them
3 south colonial street , Richmond, VA
in or above the parking garage!
Meetup at 3 S Colonial Street – Parking Garage behind the Byrd Theater
Time: 3 PM
Length: 2.5 to 3 MILES
Shiggy: 1.5 ( if I can find any )
MULTIPLE FAYGO Stops – MMFCL
TAKE THE W00P W00P CHALLENGE – HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
1) BRING AN EXTRA $5
2) PAINT YOUR FACE LIKE A CLOWN
WHAT DO I GET IF I TAKE THE W00P W00P CHALLENGE?
1) A COOL HATCHET HASH NAME
2) AN OFFICIAL HATCHET TRAIL PATCH
3) A HATCHET HASH TRAIL STICKER
4) SURPRISE GIVE-AWAY
THERE WILL BE ON-SITE FACE PAINTING TO THOSE IN NEED.
ON AFTER: NEW YORK DELI
FAYGO BEHIND THE BAR FOR THOSE THIRSTY NINJAS & JETS
What: Righteous 80’s social/pub crawl. Put on your most totally glam outfit and then follow us to a Bicthin show at The Jefferson to see a boss 80’s cover band The Legwarmers
Who: All of you sorry Wankers
Where: West Main restaurant, then crawling our way to The Jeff
When: Saturday FeBREWary 28th 6.44pm
Why: Because there could be a potential announcement that would be cause for even greater celebration, and what else are you going to be doing on aSaturday night.
Other things you should know: Details for show http://www.jeffersontheater.com/events/detail/the-legwarmers-4 All are welcome so bring your posse, and get your tickets now as this show is will sell out, Bring ID, pay your own way.
To an Illin’ time
Ok wankers! As promised here are the deets for trail on Sunday: What: cHHH Hash #523 Hares: Green Nuts & Ham, Something Something Loose Nuts When: Sunday, FeBREWary 8th, 2:45 PeeEm – We will be on trail promptly at 3 (if you show up late bring a headlamp) Why: Because you love the shiggy. No theme, no costumes, just some good old-fashioned hashing! D’erections: Parking Lot at the corner of Whitewood Rd. & Hydraulic Ridge Road (near Albemarle High School, across the street from your mom’s house) Other things: Bring vessels, bring virgins, and bring $5 Hash Cash, bring sensible footwear. Shiggy Factor: Delightful ON-ON! Green Nuts & Ham
Alllllrighty wankers time to get all lubed up for the superbowl. Your lovely hares They All Suck and Vladimir put-it-in hereby declare trail to take place at1:05 in the pee-em this SUNDAY FEBRUARY 1st year of our lord 2015 (may he reign forever[praise be]}.
109 W Water St after circle/ around 5 PM. BYOB and food to share. Let’s watch the game HARLOT style! (nude optional)
If you’re cumming text 817-600-3422 and we’ll set you up reeeaaal nice.
From Seaman Service:
Hey wankers, the 3rd analversary of my introduction to hashing is cummin up on February 13th. My first hash, in Phoenix, was an extremely shitty trail (they zip tied one leg to another person’s leg and made us walk along the interstate, until the police came and almost arrested all of us) and I never even got to a beer near.